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BoxerEngine08 04-08-2011 08:29 AM

Back from the company cruise
 
You know it was a good trip if:

You get back and your office is rocking and you canít remember half of your passwords.

Derek 04-08-2011 09:39 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!

nice!!

BoxerEngine08 04-08-2011 10:41 AM

I'll post some pics later.
 
Much damage was done by me, but overall I couldn't even hang with the sales guys. (except the Mormons - I totally outdrank them)

At one point I ordered a Johnnie Walker Black, and three more appeared in front of me before I had 1/3 of the first one gone.

One guy, no joke, drank 14 Manhattans in one evening.

Derek, you can never go on a cruise. Women on this one were insane, like stalkers. I thought one of the younger guys was going to get raped. Groups of single women would hit on me if my wife stepped away for a little while, and I'm no playa' by any stretch of the imagination.

Mr_Pacman 04-08-2011 10:52 AM

Reminds me of the company cruise I was on 2 years ago. They chartered the "Queen of the Sea" and we had 5,000 sales reps and managers for a week as we cruised around the Caribbean. I've never seen so many shenanigans, so quite a few people were escorted off the ship for acting like idiots at each port.

Pistolero 04-08-2011 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BoxerEngine08 (Post 148668)
Derek, you can never go on a cruise. Women on this one were insane, like stalkers. I thought one of the younger guys was going to get raped. Groups of single women would hit on me if my wife stepped away for a little while, and I'm no playa' by any stretch of the imagination.

I don't know why this surprises you in the least? Put them in a situation like that, get a few drinks in them and they revert to form.

Derek 04-08-2011 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoxerEngine08 (Post 148668)
Derek, you can never go on a cruise. Women on this one were insane, like stalkers. I thought one of the younger guys was going to get raped. Groups of single women would hit on me if my wife stepped away for a little while, and I'm no playa' by any stretch of the imagination.

whew. oooohhhhh the TEMPTATION! hahaha. and yea brother...PICS. :THUMBSUP:

Bald1 04-08-2011 12:00 PM

Okay.... just what outfit were these women from? Might need to deviate a bit during my summer road trip back to upstate NY! ROTFL

Omegaman 04-08-2011 12:15 PM

Here ya go Derek, just the way you like 'em!!!!!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...N8xiwUNCwA&t=1

http://dbagjournal.files.wordpress.c...e-director.jpg

Derek 04-08-2011 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Omegaman (Post 148678)

id post pics of how you like em as well...but its common knowledge around here. HAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHA!

speedmaster 04-08-2011 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoxerEngine08 (Post 148668)
Women on this one were insane, like stalkers. I thought one of the younger guys was going to get raped. Groups of single women would hit on me if my wife stepped away for a little while, and I'm no playa' by any stretch of the imagination.

So you knew enough to send the wife off on some lengthy errands on the other end of the ship, right?! :HUGE GRIN: :WHOA!:

BoxerEngine08 04-08-2011 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by speedmaster (Post 148690)
So you knew enough to send the wife off on some lengthy errands on the other end of the ship, right?! :HUGE GRIN: :WHOA!:

:THUMBSUP:

Damn straight - although it seemed like she had the errands, now that you mention it. :YIKES:

BoxerEngine08 04-08-2011 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bald1 (Post 148675)
Okay.... just what outfit were these women from? Might need to deviate a bit during my summer road trip back to upstate NY! ROTFL

HAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHA!

Come on down. They're less than 10 min. from exit 45 or 46 on I-90. Thinking more long term, you might consider working a 3 month contract on one of these boats.

Derek 04-08-2011 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BoxerEngine08 (Post 148698)
:THUMBSUP:

Damn straight - although it seemed like she had the errands, now that you mention it. :YIKES:

HAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHA!
better check with that young single guy.....hehehehe


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