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Old 12-16-2011
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Default some jokes....

On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?

What do Jerry Sandusky and Carnation Evaporated Milk have in common?
A: They're both white and come in little cans.

I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.

Sandusky claims he's really young at heart. He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old's body.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant fuck?"

What do nine out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest dick? The black boy, because he's 18.
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