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Old 04-08-2011
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Default Back from the company cruise

You know it was a good trip if:

You get back and your office is rocking and you canít remember half of your passwords.
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Default I'll post some pics later.

Much damage was done by me, but overall I couldn't even hang with the sales guys. (except the Mormons - I totally outdrank them)

At one point I ordered a Johnnie Walker Black, and three more appeared in front of me before I had 1/3 of the first one gone.

One guy, no joke, drank 14 Manhattans in one evening.

Derek, you can never go on a cruise. Women on this one were insane, like stalkers. I thought one of the younger guys was going to get raped. Groups of single women would hit on me if my wife stepped away for a little while, and I'm no playa' by any stretch of the imagination.
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Reminds me of the company cruise I was on 2 years ago. They chartered the "Queen of the Sea" and we had 5,000 sales reps and managers for a week as we cruised around the Caribbean. I've never seen so many shenanigans, so quite a few people were escorted off the ship for acting like idiots at each port.
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Derek, you can never go on a cruise. Women on this one were insane, like stalkers. I thought one of the younger guys was going to get raped. Groups of single women would hit on me if my wife stepped away for a little while, and I'm no playa' by any stretch of the imagination.
I don't know why this surprises you in the least? Put them in a situation like that, get a few drinks in them and they revert to form.
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Derek, you can never go on a cruise. Women on this one were insane, like stalkers. I thought one of the younger guys was going to get raped. Groups of single women would hit on me if my wife stepped away for a little while, and I'm no playa' by any stretch of the imagination.
whew. oooohhhhh the TEMPTATION! hahaha. and yea brother...PICS.
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Here ya go Derek, just the way you like 'em!!!!!



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id post pics of how you like em as well...but its common knowledge around here.
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Okay.... just what outfit were these women from? Might need to deviate a bit during my summer road trip back to upstate NY!
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Okay.... just what outfit were these women from? Might need to deviate a bit during my summer road trip back to upstate NY!


Come on down. They're less than 10 min. from exit 45 or 46 on I-90. Thinking more long term, you might consider working a 3 month contract on one of these boats.
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Women on this one were insane, like stalkers. I thought one of the younger guys was going to get raped. Groups of single women would hit on me if my wife stepped away for a little while, and I'm no playa' by any stretch of the imagination.
So you knew enough to send the wife off on some lengthy errands on the other end of the ship, right?!
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So you knew enough to send the wife off on some lengthy errands on the other end of the ship, right?!


Damn straight - although it seemed like she had the errands, now that you mention it.
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Damn straight - although it seemed like she had the errands, now that you mention it.

better check with that young single guy.....hehehehe
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